The Broken Toe Chronicles

So I'm a bit behind in my blogging...alot going on at the moment in my crazy household...

First thing on the list...my poor toe....my hallux...my metatarsal...
OK so I opened my bag the morning after the debs and was like...tin of dog food wft?
Thought I'd make use of it and give it to my dog (Aristotle)
dropped said can on my toe...OUCH
Is it tin or can? I hate when old people say "Get me a tin of orange" YOU MEAN A CAN!
I love old people actually, they're quite interesting and cuddly.

Then I accidentally dropped a bottle of perfume on my toe...like a really big glass fucking bottle! That weighs approximately 700g ( No I'm not that sad I didn't actually weigh it)
There is a picture...there is a picture....evil evil perfume...
Only conformist bastards wear perfume anyways




So basically I have big ugly crutches now...but with a bit of Dani imagination and blue peter inspired DIYin (not dying DIYing as in doing DIY so doing do it yourself) I now have a nifty pair of pink crutches with badass skulls and crossbones and hello kitty stickers lol
Like Tom said...I pimped my ride lol

And also I started a different medication which makes me kinda sleepy...which is benificial to everyone i my family because I'm quiet for once ha

Oh and another thing my Mom rang me yesterday with some...news.
Perhaps I might discuss that in a different blog when i feel like I can

Love and cuddles my interweb...nobodys..because nobody reads this...*sniff*