ThE MorNIng AfTEr thE nIgHt bEfOrE

What day is it today?? Emm...Wednesday? At 14:10 hours stat...
I'm on the couch with the beast...surprise surprise we are friends! Even though he said I smell like a brewery...I sensed a hint of pride in his voice about the fact that his little girl was growing up.
Oh Daddy...if only you knew...
So I arrrived home like 2 hours ago...and logged onto msn where I proceded to have an interesting convo with my bitch Dave (I love you really)
As I was emptying out my bag I discovered the following:
1. A pair of Calvin Klein boxers
2. A pair of childrens' shoes
2. A water gun
3. Shutter shades
4. Pimp style dollar sign necklace
5. What looks like a chicken fillet?
6. Chalk
7. A candle
8. An onion
9. A piece of wood
10. What looks like a piece of an engine or something...
and finally
A tin of dog food..which I dropped on my frickin toe!

Oh ya I was at a Debs lastnight. My brother's friend Jamie brought me which was kinda nice :) I love getting dressed up and shiz. Was in the Radisson which was nice the food was suweeet :)
Oh shit I just sneezed...food everywhere...I need window wipers for my laptop screen...! OOOOOOhhhhhhh I should be an inventor! I could invent all sorts of things like....that thing in Casper that dresses ya! COOOLIES!!! Or...an automatic like...oh I dunno I'm too tired. Oh an automatic little robot that goes in your handbag and you say "Poopy! Hand me my phone" and ur bag...will hand you your phone...! Or...a machine that you can make TOASTED SANDWICHES IN! Or howabout...a big box...that keeps all your drinks COLD!

FUCKING GENIUS

SO ya the Debs was good...my brother dropped me over to Jamie's house and had the decorum to say "I'm off like a Debs dress" as he was leaving...in front of Grandparents and children and everything...
And I wore an oraiste dress which was different I suppose :) Looked teeny bit like a pumpkin but hey everyone likes pumpkins :)

I find myself eerily alert and clear minded...I wonder why that is...My throat is ripped to shreds from absinthe shots with a girl from Cork called Cath who called Gardai "Shades" and talked like a French person in Glenroe. She was my best bud for the night :) We were first up on the dancefloor...okay I admit it I actually got up beside the band air guitaring to the last lol

A guy jumped out a window (because if cath and her absinthe) but he landed in a bush and it was a groundfloor window anyways)

Ooooh we got a stretch hummer which was niiice :) And had champagne and shit like that :)

My shoes were killers to wear! Had to buy them last minute and never got to break them in or anything!

Had so much fun anyways and made loadsa new friends :)
Oh and I sang for everyone too...*cringe*
The house party was mega! Slept for an hour on a windowsill which was very refreshing :)

So....that is all...my eyes feel like sandpaper....