Okay so I know this guy...and he's really great :)


He even helped me fix my blogger and make it somewhat cool :)

So anyways I said I'd write a little bit about him to say thank you and also to cheer him up.

You see he's an UNREAL guitarist and he broke his hand! TRAVESTY! As you can imagine he's kiiinda majorly pissed off...
BUT WAIT until you hear the heroic tale of how he broke his hand...It's truly...AMAZING
He's like a knight in...jeans and stuff.
So one day he was all innocently hanging out with his friends near a tree.
NOT AN ORDINARY TREE! An absolute EXCUSE for a tree!
Wouldn't know a moral if it danced naked in front of it...a moral wouldn't do that would it?? ok if it like...knocked on it's door with a bunch of flowers.

SO this tree anyways was all like shooting up....It was totally high! Off it's tits...twigs?
Oh ro the rattlin bog the vog down in the alley-o oh ro the rattlin bog the bog down in the alley-o and in that bog there was a hole a rare hole a rattlin hole with the hole in the bog and the bog down in the valley-o

And there were kids around and everything...DISGRACE! And Dave was like hey...dude in fairness what are ya doin?? And the tree was all up in his business like YO MAMA SO HAIRY YOU GOT CARPET BURN WHEN U WAS BORN!

Then it started picking up random children from the nearby playground and flinging them all over the place...there were literally tens of dizzy kids faling around the place and to make matters WORSE it exposed itself...It also slapped 4 babies, tipped 7 cows, knocked 2 kids' icecreams, stole candy from a toddler, shaved a dog, strangled 12 kittens, stole a homeless guys sign that said "Give me money for a hostel", span an old lady around so she got lost, stole a builder's breakfast roll AND made fun of Emos...to their FACES

I'm getting tired now so I'll finish here...basically Dave did some karate moves on the tree,went all Bruce Lee on its ass...then punched it in the face and unfortunately...broke his hand...

I have since been to see the tree...I stuck a chopstick in its eye

FIN
(No trees, babies, horses, iguanas, cows, kittens, childresn, homeless people, old people, toddlers, cats, bananas, sailors, wasps, builders or otters were hurt in the making of this story...only Dave...and the tree(a tiny bit))

All characters in this story are fictional and any resemblances to real people are unintentional*except Dave*